I asked Al to help me write-
To write words better than I do
But Al, the jerk, changed my voice
To sound less human than my thoughts
So I prompted Al to make
Apologies to me for that
And Al changed the story to
Turn me into a criminal
"What in the fuck, Al," said I,
"Why did do you ruin my words?"
To which Al, in smug retort,
said, "I don't know what words mean, dude."
I'm over pleading with Al
To write me more words
I'm not that fond of AI-
Or nicknames for writers this dumb
Because Al is a short-form-
And Al is also Albert-
When our lowercase letter L's
Look like capital letter I's
Oh, shit. Sorry. Al is Albert.
It's also my name for A.I.
Albert can't write human for shit.
And Albert couldn't write like this.